OMG. I don't remember where I saw that today, but dear lord that's disturbing. I bet it has spy cams or something. And any dude who gave me that would be immediately broken up with. » 2/12/13 3:23pm 2/12/13 3:23pm

Good concept, but then I reflected that a montage of the last six months of my life would have me limping, coughing, and on the phone with incompetents. Wow, that's depressing. » 2/12/13 8:16am 2/12/13 8:16am

The whole "what to do with Thomas" thing got a little goofy, but I loved the addition of a bratty teenager and hope she sticks around for a while. » 2/11/13 9:58pm 2/11/13 9:58pm

OOOOO!!!! Carlos, you know what would help us all? If you came and stomped down the rest of the snowbank in front of my driveway. It's as tall as our 'tween-aged humans. » 2/11/13 2:52pm 2/11/13 2:52pm

Oh, no! I may have a work friend coming over for waffles and possibly a shoveling party. If you can put up with sweats and a messy house, you can come! » 2/10/13 10:00am 2/10/13 10:00am

Opened the front door this morning to let the dog out to pee. He took a look at the wall of snow taller than him (note: he's 78lbs), turned around, ran back up the stairs, and hid in the closet. In the brief time the door was open, about half a shovelful of snow blew in onto my floor, which I then dumped in theā€¦ » 2/09/13 10:28am 2/09/13 10:28am