Oh, hey! I remember you! It's been a fun time over here, huh? I HOWLED when I saw this ad.

Well, hey. Look who I found. Hey, dudes!

Pull shrapnel out of terrified people who describe detached legs flying by them and see if you wouldn't want to hurt the person who did that.

I see way too many drunk homeless people who sometimes like to get naked in my line of work. She looks a lot like one of them would if we were allowed/wanted to take pictures. Five bucks says she was pickled during this shoot.

Wish I could've been more in the thick of it, really. I think I'd be dealing better if I could have been more useful. I only got the relatively minor stuff. Not that listening to shit go down on the EMS dispatch line and stories from the patients wasn't its own horror, but still...

I'm generally pretty anti-torture/death penalty, but I got to clean up a bit of their mess on Monday. I'm shaking looking at these pictures. If it turns out they really did this, I'd be all for ripping off chunks of their flesh with nails.

Boston-area ER doc here, working during Monday's shitshow, and this has cheered me up more than you can possibly imagine, Caity. Thanks for the first good cackling laugh in days!

I didn't, if it helps. I wore the skull socks to work tonight.

Man, I hope so, as long as she doesn't get taken by Breakfast. I hope Lizzy manages to get back. I really want to go check out her (Kristen's - local for me) place.

A bunch of these would've gotten him kicked off Project Runway. In the old days, before it moved to Lifetime and he could save himself by crying or mugging for the cameras. And it looks like he didn't have time to press/steam/whatever that black/silver strapless number on the first slide.